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♡Pizza, Fries, Burgers & Guys♡

♡Pizza, Fries, Burgers & Guys♡

Aleksandra Vera Ngo - i like nuggets.. like a lot.. more than my family even - fifteen -

kittygoesnomnom:

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy

79839 notes / reblog / 4 days ago

choipchoiphelo:

wow ok

choipchoiphelo:

wow ok

15788 notes / reblog / 4 days ago

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

227532 notes / reblog / 5 days ago

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

467167 notes / reblog / 5 days ago

"I think about dying but I dont want to die. Not even close. In fact my problem is the complete opposite. I want to live, I want to escape. I feel trapped and bored and claustrophobic. There’s so much to see and so much to do but I somehow still find myself doing nothing at all. I’m still here in this metaphorical bubble of existence and I can’t quite figure out what the hell I’m doing or how to get out of it."
Matty Healy (via clumsiest)

48261 notes / reblog / 5 days ago

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

296625 notes / reblog / 5 days ago

lipsnlimbs:

This is so real

lipsnlimbs:

This is so real

"If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person."
Things I wish I’d learned a long time ago (via insanity-and-vanity)

138320 notes / reblog / 5 days ago

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

narcotic:

I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 

63862 notes / reblog / 5 days ago

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

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