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♡Pizza, Fries, Burgers & Guys♡

♡Pizza, Fries, Burgers & Guys♡

Aleksandra Vera Ngo - i like nuggets.. like a lot.. more than my family even - fifteen -

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

650870 notes / reblog / 2 days ago

batgod:

shisnojon:

ARE YOU POURING MILK IN DIPPIN DOTS YOU WHORE???!?!?! ARE YOU STUPID. DO NOT TAINT DIPPIN DOTS. DIPPIN DOTS ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT YOUR HELP. BARBARIAN.


that is a spoon

batgod:

shisnojon:

ARE YOU POURING MILK IN DIPPIN DOTS YOU WHORE???!?!?! ARE YOU STUPID. DO NOT TAINT DIPPIN DOTS. DIPPIN DOTS ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT YOUR HELP. BARBARIAN.

that is a spoon

kaliforhnia:

when you run out of energy on the Kim Kardashian game

kaliforhnia:

when you run out of energy on the Kim Kardashian game

neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

image

194573 notes / reblog / 2 days ago

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

820509 notes / reblog / 2 days ago

ambitiousfashionstudent:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

ambitiousfashionstudent:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

241514 notes / reblog / 2 days ago

"I really don’t know what ‘I love you’ means. I think it means ‘Don’t leave me here alone.’"
Neil Gaiman (via stevenbong)

79913 notes / reblog / 2 days ago

no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it 

943255 notes / reblog / 2 days ago

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

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